Thursday, April 26, 2007
minnasan ohayougozaimasu
In a jungle far far away...and i mean very very far far away....in this isolated church....
The setting is that the scene will start from a congregation.
And when the camera zoom in, we saw that confession is in process.
Cast : the 3
Cast : sidekick
Cast : special guest appearance, daddy priest, refer in here as "dp".
"3" [eyes wide stern and concern] : daddy priest i have sin. I have not confess in.....in......ato........in......ato....ato....
[One minute later]
"3" {still trying to remember} : ato.....in.....ato...ato.......hmmm....
Dp : it's alright if you can't remember the length of time since your last confession my child. Now tell me your confession.
"3" [mumbling to herself] : ato.....hmmm....exactly when is the last time i did my confession. My memory is always good. Couldn't have forgotten. Atoooo.........
Dp : now now it's really alright my child. Let's start with your confession...
"3" [lost in her own thought] : is it that time? No not that. Must be.....not that too...then it has to....ah not that!...when...when...[started to get hysterical]...when!!!!
Dp [give up?] : ~~~~~~
{Commercial break}
(same congregation, same church, same daddy priest, different room, different confessor)
"2" [heavy-eyes slagging] : daddy priest, i have sin for i have not confess since..
Dp [quickly cut in] : its already let's get on with the confession.
"2" [a bit taken back by dp hastiness] : ok let's see...[deep breath]..i eat too much sleep too much watch too much television too fat not tall enough don't do exercise consume too much sweet junk food not ambitious enough over relax attitude don't now how to cook don't know how to clean don't know any house works like to argue with 3 tend to bully 1 view things negatively also...(blah blah blah blah.....on and on and on)....
[two hours later]
"2" : blah ....blah...blah.....blah....blah...............
Dp [can i give up?] : ~~~~~~
{Commercial break}
(same congregation, same church, same daddy priest, different room, different confessor)
"1" [eyes wide sweet innocent] : daddy priest i have si...
Dp [tire already] : its really really alright let's start with your confession...
"1" [worry worry] : pertaining to what has been happening lately...you know...like there exist some conflict...and then become worst...and then it's affecting everyone...and then...and then...i....like.....i......
Dp : yes?
"1" [eyes start swelling with tears] : i...i know....i know i shouldn't...but recently...recently...this is....this is....[on the verge of breakdown]...i...i....can't...
Dp [painc] : calm down my child. I am here to help you, tell me your problem.
"1" [completely lost it] : i don't want to go to hell! I don't want to go to hell!!!!
Dp [have to give up?] : ~~~~~~~~
{Commercial break}
(same congregation, same church, same daddy priest, different room, different confessor)
Sidekick [cool cumumber] : ---------
Dp [no words to describe weariness] : let's....let's just begin....
Sidekick [still cool cumumber] : -------------
Dp [really can't find any words to describe weariness] : you can confess now.
Sidekick [super cool cumumber] : ----------------
Dp [a little panic] : you....you may proceed...
Sidekick [ultra cool cumumber] : -------------------
Dp [weariness panic lost..whatever] : does that mean you have nothing to confess?
Sidekick [universe one and only super ultra cool cumumber] : --------------
Dp [??????] : ~~~~~~~~~
And that is how it goes on and on.....
"3" : must remember! Must remember! I am still so young and beautiful how can i be so forgetful so early stage of my still youngful life!!!! Senile is not in my dictionary!!!MUST REMEMBER!when!...when!!!...when!!..........
"2" : and then get angry too easily get depress too easily get excited too easily get anxious too easily get obsessed too easily give up too easily.........
"1" : idon'twanttogotohellidon'twanttogotohellidon'twanttogotohellidon'twanttogotohellidon'twanttogotohell
idon'twanttogotohellidon'twanttogotohellidon'twanttogotohellidon'twanttogotohellidon'twanttogotohellidon'twanttogotohellidon'twanttogotohell!!
Sidekick : .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ....... ........ ......... .......... ........... ............ ............. .............................................
[dp : lord, save me!!!!!..sob...sob...]
So end up....gang of confessors back from the jungle far far away...
"3" : end up wasted my time cracking my brain trying to figure out when is my last confession only to realise that i have never been for confession before. Blur me.
"2" : end up talking all my time away with nonsense that my throat sore and drank too much water and got to kept going to the toilet.
"1" : end up i cried till eyes swollen voice hoarse so tired and then falls asleep.
"3" : by the time recovered...
"2" : daddy priest gone..........
"1" : gone with the wind....
"3" : but this is quite interesting.
"2" : and refreshing.
"1" : new experience.
Sidekick *cough cough*
All 3 [excited..cos sidekick cough] : yes?
Sidekick : we must...
All 3 [oooh sidekick speak!] : YES?
Sidekick : really....
All 3 [sidekick talking to us!!!] : YESSSSSSS?
Sidekick : do this again.
All 3 : hmmm..........
And they all live happily ever after [except for daddy priest].
The end.......
In a jungle far far away...and i mean very far far away...even further than the above jungle...almost at the end of the world, there lives three evil witches, who are very powerful and can communicate through telepathy.
"1" : ..........?
"2" : *********
"3" : &&&&&&&&&&
"1" : ...?????
"3" : @@@@@@@
"2" : $$$$$$$$$
"1" & "3" : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then in a town although far away but not too far away from the jungle where the witches residence, there lives a martial art master, sidekick, who possessed psychic power and can overhead communication even through telepathy and happen to catches the above conversation between the witches, discover their evil plot and immediately proceed to inform the law enforcement officer aka "she".
Sidekick : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She : is it?
Sidekick : .......
She : ooooh!
Sidekick : *********&&&&&&&........
She : i see.
Sidekick : @@@@@@
She : and then?
Sidekick : $$$$$$$$$$
She : interesting interesting
Sidekick : ??????
She : let's confront the witches
And this is how everyone ended up at the jungle and the confrontation in the garden of good and evil goes like this :
"1" : ???????
Sidekick : !!
"3" : !!!!!!!!!!!
"2" : @##@##@@@@
She : is it?
"1" : ()()()()()()()
"3" : <><><><><><><><><>< "2" : {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{ Sidekick : [][][][][]()()()()<><><><><>
She : oooooooh
"1" : ```````````??????
"3" : ^^^^^^^^^^
"2" : =============
Sidekick : ???.........``````~~~~~~
She : i see i see
"1" : ~~~~~~~~~
"3" : ........$$$$$
She : and then?
"2" : *******~~~
She : interesting interesting
"1" : ... J
"2" : .... JJ
"3" : ..... JJJ
Sidekick : JJJJ
Everyone : sou desu ka!!!!!!
End up it's miscommunication due to too many telepathy wire being crossed up.
And then everyone lives happily ever after.
[like this also can? Hmmmmm]
The end.
What if scenario and would the characters be able to convert fairy tales into reality.
Would the 3 ever...
"3" [on the phone] : sidekick come back for dinner tonight. I have prepare a feast. Inform her too.
"2" : i am a vegetarian. I work out regularly. I have lost 10kg!
"1" : i have found a job!
And would she ever...
She : i am going to further my study. I have applied courses. Degree, master slam dunk with bachelor! I am a mathematic expert!
And finally would sidekick ever...
Sidekick : i am getting married.
Don't think anyone will live happily ever after.
The end.
The aftermath of everyone living happily ever after is that everyone is so happy till everybody forgot the most important opening!
"3" : she is right how could we!
"2" : so overjoyed that we actually forget!
"1" : goes to show how deprived of attention we are for the past week!
Sidekick : ......dun!
Don't mind don't mind, its still not too late, let's say it together then.
All 3, sidekick, she & me : today is the 26 April 2007!!!
[rigid rigid as everybody suddenly feel that something is not quite right]
[look left see right and then all saw.....]
"3" : who are you?
"2" : that right who are you?
"1" : why are you here?
She : how did you get in here?
Sidekick : dun!
Look left see right only then realise they are referring to me.
Me : you mean me?
All 3, sidekick & she : that right, you!
Me : what do you all mean? I am me! You all know me!
"3" : what do..
"2" : you mean...
"1" : we all...
She : know you...
Sidekick : dun!
Me : don't joke gals! It's me! It's me!
All 3, sidekick & she : ahhhh!!!! Masaka....
Suddenly the sky darken, thunder roar lighting flash rain pours the ground shake!!!!!
All of them are holding long knives in their hands!!!!!!
"3" : hehe..
"2" : hehehe...
"1" : hehehehe...
She : hehehehehe....
Sidekick : a......l....i...e....n..........
Me : ~~~~~ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minnasan ittekimasu......
Painappuru was brutally tortured... brutally murdered... on Thursday, April 26, 2007
