Friday, July 13, 2007
anata no koibito wa dare desu ka
Tom yam
My one and only tom
Who is so yammy
How to live
Without you in my life
I would die
Hang myself with a tie
Submit to your seduction
I offer no objection
Nor any rejection
And definitely no contradiction
It is my duty
To spread your beauty
Certainty
Acidity
This is reality
Drown in my fantasy
You are my landed property
Summon to you by your bell
Break through this cell
Crawling all the way from hell
Halfway I fell
Into a well
Who to tell
Should I yell
I am not going to sell
You
Tom yam
My one and only tom
Who is so yammy
To whom I swore my loyalty
To whom I found so attractive
Bow to you my lord
My lord of the tom yam
Hail hail
Painappuru was brutally tortured... brutally murdered... on Friday, July 13, 2007
Friday, July 06, 2007
konban nani o tabemasu ka
"2" : minnasan today is the 6th...
"3" : don't need me to tell you also know...
"1" : its still July in the year 2007.
"3" : hmmm yesterday very risky like this. Almost give me a heart attack.
"2" : yap by the way she behave thought she is going to have a breakdown again.
"1" : and i thought she really going to kill herself.
"2" : maybe we shouldn't make fun of her all the time.
"1" : and should cut down on bullying her too.
"3" : ya that right. She also pity, all alone, no shoulder she can lean on to cry...
"2" : but she got sidekick..thought she would at least call sidekick.
"1" : nah i don't think so. Remember sidekick don't like weak people. Look how she always kept on a smiling face whenever sidekick is around...
"2" : and then cried cried cried when nobody is around...
"3" : like yesterday....
"1" : don't know how she really feel today...think we should cheer her up?
"3" : partly also for our own selfish welfare, better do that.
"2" : i know why don't we cook dinner for her tonight.
"1" & "3" : done!
Am thinking of going to kino, the orchard one this afternoon, during lunch time.
But that one far far, so need to think over first.
Oh someone call me. Let me answer first later then come back k....
5 minutes later....
Hmmmmm.....hmmmmmmmmm...this time its me who got to...hmmmmm...
"3" just called me. Informed me the 3 will be cooking dinner tonight. Ask me to go home early.
Hmmm...let me see....not my birthday (which by the way the 3 has completely forgotten when...actually i forgot about theirs too..so we are even).
Not our anniversary too (hmmm actually when is our anniversary?)...
And then also not any holidays or is there any particular reason to explain this...should i say..unusal phenomena.
Wonder what i have done to deserve such...once again...unusal treatment from the 3.
Don't they always like to make fun of me, bully me, torment me?
Hmmmm....make me feel very curious.
"3" : it's on. She has agreed to come home for dinner.
"2" : alright then i will leave it to the both of you.
"3" : huh...what do you mean?
"1" : ya what do you mean?
"2" : mean i am leaving the cooking part to the both of you.
"3" : of course not! I can't cook!
"1" : me neither!
"2" : hmmmm.....that would mean...
"1" : there won't be any dinner tonight...
"3" : all because we don't know how to cook....
All 3 : hmmmmmmmmmmm...
Meanwhile on the other side of the world...
Oooh am very excited. Wonder what the 3 will cook for me tonight.
Think i will fax them a menu of all my favorite food. Hahaaaa force them to make all the dishes i like.
"2" : hey gals take a look at this.
"3" : what is this list?
"1" : seem to be....her favorite dishes!!
"2" : hmmm...today is not Friday the 13th...
"3" : why didn't we think first before acting?
"1" : reckless...so reckless....
"3" : what to do now?
"2" : i know! We can call for home deliver!
"3" : you are forever the brainiest one!
"1" : er..gals....but we got no money.
"2" & "3" : .........................
No wonder i have been feeling that something is not quite right. Didn't the 3 don't know how to cook? Are they making fun of me again? But doesn't sound like it, "3" does seem sincere. Well that would only leave the last explanation...which is.....they forgot they can't cook.....hmmm...tonight won't have any dinner...hmmmmm.....
All 3 lying spread in their room...
"3" : we are so bad...
"2" : she is down and yet...
"1" : but we didn't mean it...
"3" : doesn't matter. You think sidekick will listen to us for starving her babe.
"2" : talking about sidekick remind me of the dinner she made that day...so....
"1" : ya can still remember the ......
"3" : we should have learn to cook. Then we won't be so....
"2" : talking about food, what happened to the char sao bao and the chicken bao?
"1" : forgot about that one, in the end which bao got extinct?
"3" : i think its char sao bao.
"2" : but i thought she like char sao bao?
"1" : ya heard from her too.
"3" : but recently she kept having chicken bao...beside sidekick also haven't buy any char sao bao for breakfast.
"1" : dun here we are, still got time to talk nonsense when we haven't solve our problem yet.
"2" : but there is no solution. Beside even if we wanted to cook also cannot. The fridge is empty also.
"3" : come to think of it, we are lucky so far. Don't know this time can get away with it a not.
"2" : better dig out our will first, just in case you know...
"1" : you all always like to scare me like this. One day i would really die of heart attack.
"2" : hey one thing, where the hell is higher power.
"3" : seem like higher power is avoiding us recently. Just imagine if we have to depend on higher power...
"1" : we would have been dead thousand times already.
"2" : maybe next time we should use an anonymous..
"1" : provided there is a next time....don't even know can survive today a not...
"3" : gals...even though i seldom...i mean like never said it...you know like...it because...
"1" : don't really know how to express....so like...
"2" : but even if didn't say...i know you all must have know it so...however...in case...
"1" : just in case you all don't know...
"3" : so i should say it this round...once only...
All 3 : i loves you all very much!!!
[embarrassed...embarrassed....embarrassed]
"2" : huh...
"3" : oh...
"1" : so............
Awkward silence.......
"2" : i still prefer char sao bao...
"1" & "3" : me too...
Today a bit busy. Actually also no mood to continue with the project. All because the things is so slow, got fed up. Beside today is Friday so might as well continue on next week. Then still thinking whether want to go there a not. But must go home early to have dinner with the 3. those 3, so troublesome but so cute too. Every time they do silly things like this just couldn't bring myself to reproach them. Oh my dinner my dinner my dinner...hmmmm....my dinner....
[meanwhile the 3 is digging in their room for their wills]
"3" : damn i must have misplace it, can't find!
"1" : me too.
"2" : me three.
"3" [screaming] : where the hell is it!
Just then, even though no thunder and lighting, the temperature didn't drop and also no blazer, but the three could feel a chill spreading up their spine and their hands break out in sweat.
"3" : this feeling is too familiar...
"2" : masaka...
"1" : it's....
"3" : count to three we all turn together...
[all 3 slowly turn around and...no need to be disappointed and no surprise....guarantee delivery!.....sidekick arrived by federal express!!]
All 3 [there is just no word to describe the horror that the 3 is feeling-voice cracking] : kon..ba..wa....
Sidekick : your dinner is on the table.
All 3 : huh?
Sidekick : she called me. You all will be having dinner today right. I have prepare it and its on the table. Don't need to leave any for me i won't be back today.
And then once again, puff just like that, sidekick, gone with the wind.....
[all 3 walk to the kitchen, and as sidekick said, there are quite a lot of packet of foods on the table]
"3" : this is......atoooo.....
"1" : she called sidekick, which mean...
"2" : knew all along we can't...
"3" : hmmm...and to think i always thought she don't care about us...
"2" : but she did care enough to know...
"1" : that we are really reckless youngsters who can't cook....
"2" : i feel so bad...
"1" : so useless...
"3" : so terrible.............
All 3 : hai...we are hopeless.....so....hopeless....
Oooh another fifteen minutes and it's time to go home. Sidekick would have deliver the dinner to them already. Oh the 3 like to eat ice cream, think will buy back some. And then they also like cheesecake, must remember to buy that too. Might as well buy some of their favorite snacks too just in case they starve to death when me and sidekick happened not to be around.
[late that night]
"1" [eyes red red] : you...bought...
"2" [tears gathering] : and....also bought....
"3" [on the verge of bawling] : even bought....
I was alarm by the sight of the 3 looking so distress and so pitiful standing at the door with tears almost spilling out of their red, and i mean very red, big round eyes. I was like..what the hell....all i did is to ask them to carry the groceries inside and their reaction is so extreme! About to get angry and just about to really give it to them this time when those 3...hug me till i breathless.....
"3" [crying] : we are so sorry....
"2" [bawling] : always bullying you...
"1" : [wailing] : and make fun of you...
All 3 [completely lost it] : gomennasai...we...we...we...[sob sob]....love you!!!!!!!!
Dear diary :
Phew and that how the day ended. We enjoy the dinner. Sidekick cooking skill is getting better and better. Make us feel so blissful. By the way still haven't confirm with sidekick whether if she is a chef a not. By the time we get to the dessert, the 3 has settle down. Now sleeping like pigs. Regardless of what happened today, at least we do feel a bit closer. And also now that they feel so guilty it would be my turn to bully them and make fun of them and torture them and......muahahahhaaaaa....feel so excited just by thinking of it....hahahaaaaaaa....
Ps....dewa atta, ki o tsukete, ittekimasu.....sayonara...............
Painappuru was brutally tortured... brutally murdered... on Friday, July 06, 2007
