Wednesday, May 16, 2007
irene san kyou wa ogenki desu ka
Early (and i mean very very early) in the morning
All is quiet when the silent is being shattered by :
All 3 [singing] : hey hey!!!!
"3" : i will survive!
"2" : i will survive!!
"1" : i will survive!!!
All 3 : we are survivor, we gonna make it, we will survive, we are survivor!!!
Making a commotion those three, so happy so blissful when suddenly....
...temperate drop to -50 degree...thunder! lighting! follow by blazer!.....the perfect storm!!
The 3 slowly turn their heads and saw...to their horror....sidekick(!!)....
sidekick(!!!!) is standing outside the kitchen looking at them (lucky only look did not glare but still...)...
The 3 [in a small tiny timid voice] : o..ha..you..............
{From the 3 point of view, the follow event is play out in slow motion}
Sidekick...slowly...nod...back....took...off...the...apron....open....her mouth......and....say....
{from the 3 point of view, sidekick is going to announce their tragic death!!!!)
Sidekick : breakfast is on the table. Inform her too.
Then just like a breeze, sidekick is gone....
All 3 frozen in space...........
20 seconds later
All 3 still frozen in space....
Another 20 seconds later
Came out and saw the 3 standing in the living room looking like they just saw a ghost staring at the kitchen table.
Wow got breakfast some more. Got bacon, eggs, toast bread, waffle, coffee...all my favourite.
Hmmm don't tell me today sidekick prepare breakfast?
Wonder what happened to make her feel good enough to prepare breakfast.
Know her for 32 years and the last time she did that is....is......hmmm...so long ago can't even remember when is the last time she did that.
Nah no use pondering on no value added question, better eat first then think later....ittetekimas....
30 minutes later....
Oooh time to go to work. But.....but....weird weird because the 3 haven't move since...something happened. Or are they sleepwalking? Should i wake them?
Perhaps this is their latest idea of joke. Better leave them alone...ittekimasu...
Countless seconds and minutes later, the 3 finally recovered :
"3" : i still...
"2" : .............can't believe...
"1" : ............................................it.......
"3" : hmmm...you think this is you know...
"1" : a trap?
"2" : don't know, could be...
"1" : a trap?
"2" : but do you think she will really set...
"1" : a trap?
"3" : well based on her past behaviour...
"1" : the answer is of course not!
"2" : why you day that?
"1" : because she is the type who will openly execute her enemies, you know throwing in with the torture the torment the slashing of throat chopping up the bodies parts blah blah blah the whole nine yard things.
"3" : good thinking. So we can safely conclude that...
"2" : she did not poison the breakfast.
"1" [stomach growling] : lucky cos i really ready to faint from hunger.
All 3 : itadakimas...
"1" : wonder why sidekick is so good today.
"2" : kind of make me feel uneasy.
"3" : ya i agree.
"2" : actually this goes to show she really is not such a bad person.
"1" : hai but why is it that we just can't seem to get along with her.
"3" : she is so mysterious. Kind of creepy most of the time.
"2" : maybe we really should put in the effort to you know..like...get to know her a bit.
"1" & "3" : agreed.
"2" : so its on then!
Five more minutes to go and its noon. Wonder whether if the 3 is alright a not. Don't know what they are up to. Come to think of it, why are they called the 3? Hmmm. Am sure they got names but just can't remember. Did they told me? I forgot? Hmmm...quite curious. The 3....hmmm....is it because they are 3 person so got refer to as the 3? By the way why is sidekick called sidekick. Hmmmm...the 3 and sidekick. So weird.
Extra!Extra!!Extra!!!
All 3 : for one night only! We will be conducting an interview with...tatata!!!...sidekick!!!!!
In the living room thus sit, three very super extremely nervous nuts know as the 3 and one cool cucumber only known as sidekick.
"3" [nervously] : arigato sidekick san for agreeing to this interview.
Sidekick : .........
"3" [still nervously] : today we will only be asking you questions that are requested on popular demand, hope you don't mind for some of them are personal questions.
Sidekick : .........
"3" [bit shaky] : but if you find those questions too personal and don't want to answer its also alright.
{sidekick nod her head}
"3" [feel bit confidence] : so the first question is..
"2" : are you sure you want to ask this question?
"1" : ya its a bit...you know...
"3" : alright lets skip to the next one which is...
"2" : but this one is also like....
"1" : ya also a bit...you know...
"3": then how about this...or this....or....
"2" : i think better skip all of those...unless like...
"1" [whisper] : ya you know....like caused agitation to our guest of honour.
"3" : ah i know, this one seem alright. So the first question is...what is your name?
Sidekick : .........
"3" : too personal? Oh its alright let skip this too. Next is how old are you?
Sidekick : ..........
"3" : hmmm also personal skip. Oh a lot of people ask about this too. What is your job?
Sidekick : ..........
"3" : don't want to answer too. How about......atto let me see....what is your favourite color?
Sidekick : ........
"3" : favourite food? Favourite movie? Favourite actor? Favour actress?...
Sidekick : ....... ................ ................ ..................
"3" [nervous till stomach cramp] : hmmm...atto.....does that mean you are not going to answer any of the questions?
Sidekick : .. .. .. .. ..
"2" : maybe that is her answer already..
"3" : huh? What?
"2" : you know... All the "...... ...... .........."
"1" & "3" : oh sou desu ka.........in mose code.....
"3" : end up we still didn't obtain any information about sidekick.
"2" : ask like no ask like this.
"1" : actually from this exercise there is one thing that can be confirmed about sidekick...
"3" : what is it?
"1" : the only reason that she has to stay a mystery...
"2" : can't leak out any of her personal history and sensitive about her job...
"1" : so skillful in kung fu...
"2" : has lots of weapons...
"1" : only react to violence...
"3" : so?
"1" : she must be a ....
"2" : ya...a....
"3" : sou desu ka....a.......
Wondering if sidekick is a chef a not. If not how come she is so skilful in cooking and own so may pairs of knives. Hmmm later if got meet her must ask.
"3" : hmmm...never knew that all along we are dancing with the killer...
"1" : just imagine our lives is in danger all this time and we don't even know about it.
"3" : hmmm....where is 2?
[Only then did they notice 2 who just walk in, looking a bit confuse]
"3" : got problem?
"2" : just now sidekick say..........to come back for dinner.
"1" : dinner with us?
"2" : dinner with us.
"3" : hmmm...dinner with us............
Wonder why the 3 suddenly called me, thought it's life and death only to ask me if i am going home for dinner tonight. Don't know why 3 sound distress when i said i will be eating with irene ang. Those 3 always up to something. Don't know what they are doing this time.
"3" : confirm it's only the 3 of us home alone with sidekick.
"2" : hmmmm....this morning make breakfast...
"1" : then tonight make dinner....
"2" : specially request for our attendance...
All 3 : hmmmmmmmm [remember, they like to hmmm a lot]
"3" : you don't think she know...
"1" : that we know...
"2" : that she know we know she know
"3" : she is a ...........
All 3 : hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"1" [shiver shiver] : why is it that i feel i am the prisoner who is having my last meal......
"2" : do we have papers left?
"3" : hmmm...my last will still around..can recycle...
"1" [ready to have heart attack] : where is the phone.....got to call higher power!!!
Dear diary, came home late tonight after having dinner with irene san. As usual the house is so quiet i thought the 3 are dead.
But nope as usual they are spread all over their room sleeping.
And then they are still writing their will.
Is this a new trend. For youngsters to write will in advance. Really touch wood man.
No chance to ask them about this afternoon call.
Hmmm those 3, although troublesome but can be cute sometime.
Last minute then remember its the 3 birthday today. No wonder sidekick prepare breakfast and dinner for the 3.
Sidekick might look fierce fierce on the outside but who would believe she is so gento inside.
So that it's for today. As usual dewa atta ki o tsukete, ittekimasu.....
Painappuru was brutally tortured... brutally murdered... on Wednesday, May 16, 2007
